FLUC YOU!
(Coldplay – What If)

For the record, I don’t condone stereotyping...but this is a funny joke…

An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks
the American bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two
hunat dollar fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?
The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
...

And FLUC you birds for shitting on my car one weekend after I wash it!!

Not only did they shit on my car, they did it right on the driver side windshield, eye-level. So I have to look at this smear of white feces while I drive...

It sort of reminds me of those odd shapes that psychiatrists/psychologists ask you to look at and identify.

"What does this look like to you?"
"It looks like a butterfly…made out of bird shit."
...

Countdown...

1.5 weeks til my 4 day vacation at the cottage. We rented a PONTOON for the 4 days as well. Contrary to popular belief, that is not a sex toy. It’s a big boat that looks like a floating deck. It seats 8-10 people, has a fish-finder and lots of storage room for cold beverages. Hopefully some really cold, stiff beverages because I can use a few right now.

2.5 weeks til my 7 day vacation up North on Manitoulin Island with Wanda. Our second vacation together. Last year we went to Vancouver. We spent most of our time on the Sunshine Coast fishing, hiking and enjoying some of the most beautiful sunsets I’ve ever seen. We hiked through a temperate rainforest and saw a giant whirlpool, picked wild blackberries, fed wild bald eagles and picked up fresh oysters from some of the islands along the coast. This year we’re going to enjoy the outdoors again by renting a cottage and doing some fishing, hiking and sight-seeing up North. Vacation can’t come soon enough!!